Fair Weather Friend

It’s that time of year again! My house is right next to the county fairgrounds, so every year I put up with the carnies, the noise, and everyone who can afford a fair pass for a week. To top that off, as a member of the VFW color guard, I take part in the flag-raising at the opening ceremonies and march in a parade to kick off the festivities. The problem is I usually don’t interact with others. To put things into perspective, when someone knocks on my door, I usually glare at them on my security camera app until they leave.

Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy interacting with all of you on social media and posting comics! Just know that if you ever come and knock on my door, I probably won’t answer it. Not before I drink my coffee, anyway. Have a great day!